If you have kids (or work with them) you'll know they sometimes come out with the funniest things.
Last Xmas my 10 year old (bless her) was trying to teach me to play chess; a classmate had taught her. Being tired and distracted I kept muddling my moves so asked her to write down the rules of chess so I could check as we played.
She went off and 5 mins later she returned and handing me the following 😂😂
Beget has begotten. Forget has forgotten
As above so below so let's begin work on
This ever evolving WOY
Yes right now it crawls at snail's pace
But that's ok for in Slow
There is Grace
No man woman child is a planetary Island
To work by your-side I'd
Happily sit or stand and
So bear with me a cubittle bit more
Let's reopen the mystery that marzi-pan door
Presumptuous who knows?
But Impossible is fun!
And who is it for?
My current reply to this ever-evolving
T-ask is as follows:
for those bringing Oranges and Stars to Venus and to Mars
For those wishing to sculpt life's captured
Oxygenated gold silver Breaths
into paired up States
For those
wishing to deliver through COY-LBOTIC A-Eyes
Those seeking LoVe focussed debates
Yet my dear you say expanding suns evaporate?
That would indeed be a sorry-some state!
So let's fun work together
Daring to create
abundances of ever-flowing fantastical states
Multi Tipple oceans of Apples and Pears
And like Salvi & Gali
I amused feel it's time to
💦SeaView2SeaVU💦
Let's Celebrate World Turtle Day
World Turtles?
I hear you bemuzedly say
Yes indeed and why not?
This is the day
they come out and about
To Work rest procreate and also to play
With the heat from white beach sands
determining their sex
World Turtles love lolling
around and unbound
Messaging one other corny
sea-weedy texts 💚💚💚
Check out:
https://www.thefactsite.com/10-interesting-facts-about-turtles/
Thanks to the Carbon Almanac for this!
From 9235 days a week
you walk bravely from room
Into silent filled room -
which saddens me so
At best you remain unnoticed unheard.
At worst uninvited unincluded by
your peers
Daily they heap upon you their
mirth, scorn and jeers
For long ago you become an outlet:
For the venom. And their fears.
I see you fight back hard
sometimes hour by the hour
Giving back as good as you get -
But like fuel to the fire I
watch it bring you no good:
5,6,7 or is it 10, 12 against you?
These house of card furies
That swarm
On and on they
continue to come
And so I ask myself:
Is it the lanky tall? or the Clearasiled pimples?
But no.
You are the same race as them all
And Button-bright?
Indeed quite a bit.
The dreaded group /pair work activity arrives
With no one to work with,
I shall be your partner in Rhyme
Filling out worksheets we chat a bit and
online I learn that you are quite a hit
Building a 150K following strong
You success makes me rejoice cheering
you on -
And offline Sweetie Pie Child?
I am your plus one!
Whenever they say
no one likes you / you have no friends,
I will happily correct letting them know
it's not true.
Always remember and do stay strong
For on this beautiful
green blue planet
there is space
And You Do Belong!
(For AL)
CanXers Have
Ago Atan
Swearing Q13
First I'd Crouch, Bend over or karate stick
Bipedal swiftly up!
From Level Basement,
I'd swift whizz, drop-kick
Past Shoulders Chins 'n Noses 'till
Eyeball to Eyeball -
the 2 lines are Taughtly
Pulled parallel
Then
Over Loop!
Once, twice, thrice, once again
Re-Pulling said
Mini rabbit ears tightly.
Gathered
Pull connected tips away and - voila!
May mini rabbit pairs
Remain firm friendly
Art💝tached
I had forgotten till recently
Just how great a CUPPA PG's Tips Is
Just how marvellous
this classic British Brew -
Pre-Gest-Tee could be
Wrapped in RAC
Rainforest Alliance Certified
Filtered reading paper
Or
Silken wrappy, fresh or
leafy loose,
These funny
Triangular / Rectangular
shaped
Packets of Brilliant Bright oh my goodnesses
filled with hearty
Laughterinessess
Refill my mind with
Food nay
Tea Brewed
Drinks of
Sparkling
💖Thoughts💖
Recently I became aware of the fact I had somehow (long ago) absorbed the idea that not being raised in a two-parent household was a problem something to 'fix'.
"Beet Sheets!" I'd think "That's not true."
I grew up an only child of a dreamy, idealistic, lovable parent. They gave me the space, time and freedom to explore my various interests. Then, I turned tween-teen, and was left to solve teen angsty problems on my own. On the rare occasions I asked said parent for guidance I would be met with a sweet blank stare. Frustrating!
However, this lack of help became the fuel that helped me make things - that mattered to me personally, happen. Turned out to be a wonderful gift in disguise. 😊
OMOV meten countering
True beauty of passionthoughtform
And perfection
So where to go next
when seeking further
Action
toundisputable attraction?
T'would seem OMOV is on the move
Evolving Before my eyes
For this
Ordinary
Differential
Equation's
transforming into OMCOV
Tell me you see it too
Right here right
now OMOV my
OMCOVEVOLVIN
GLOVE
BeeBlunt
BeeHonest
BeetRuthfull
This Rutless
Trustless
Stringouts
So should we
ColourouTVs?
from the
Sidelines?!?
I never
agreed to said
Guidelines
However...
Upon further
Thought Lines,
Should such said
Consciously benefit
Our Expanding
Self Chosen worktimes then
Let our laughter lines
shine Upon all things
Divine
💜
Back in 1999 I remember borrowing a slim book from the library. I don't remember the title. Only the two words and concept that jumped out at me:
Impulsivity versus Intuition.
The paragraph distinguished between the two in a way that has remained with me to this day. Basically both are voices/ feelings that coexist inside us. The former is short term. The latter isn't.
If a voice screams inside our heads to do something RIGHT NOW!!!!! Then that is impulse talking.
Intuition is different, it is that whisper buried underneath all the noise and distractions; it can both inspire and terrify us.
It is harder to hear easier to ignore.
But it never.
Ever.
Leaves us.
Intuition often feels counter-intuitive, insane and illogical (to others). It is difficult follow.
Still, it is the most incredibly joyful, rewarding place to be for those choosing to follow.
Although I am good at listening to my intuition, recently, I discovered and personally experienced a new set of problems:
This popular Gaza Girl
All nine Inches tall of her
statuesque muddy body
Baked so long ago at 4500
Before Cakes.
She Warred to Love her way
straight into life and Love
Her violet e-sensuality -
Impossible to bottle
She could be called
Neither Seven-Up nor Pepsi
Yet is this Cola-seededdeity
Anath my Girl!
She managed to free the
Great LaaB from captchivity
With slithering tendrillions
and cola-beaded
crowns lassoed
Around XA hips!
It has freshly squeezed
Crispy clean lines that
Arc their way along Monday's
Full flower moon skies -
and all around
people glance up crying in wonder:
"Look at those fine moon lines shooting
across our night skies!
Another Crispy
Creme has just been Space borned" 😂
Chewing gum hummed:
"Well I'll be stunned!"
For appearing in
Rectangular white jacket,
(unlike the ever harried Alice rabbit)
This trim little package
Swopping down diddley-ding
Per-ttached itself to the corner of the
Biscuit beige building
along Sanffran, Coast
Unclip my wings it cried
Sporting smart sky blue
chewing cheep cheeps,
We @wait the resulting
Election day
Outcomes 💙
Is that what you came for Tommy dear?
Really? If so better not look here
'Cos my Silveries and
Cells Ulight keep
Staking claim across stretched
marked thighs and lemon-aided
belly frills; these marked out
mind-mapped
geography filled
missing gaps tell stories
of mothergood battles
Lost and gained. Agained
Badges of honour for raising
multiple mini broods -
Including sometimes those of others' too
Without (for the most part Tommy sweet)
the input of mythical village cavalries
So oft alluded to, so
Cats or sheep? Which will do?
Miaw! miaw! miaw!
Tommy dear
Isle of
Ewe
😽
Bed time. Lights out.
Sit up. Find out.
Bed walls darken.
Night stars hearken.
Small girl look up!
Small boy what's up?
9 Stares then upstairs
Let's dash straight into multi nursery verse
Nothing terse just staring stars
Starring straight into our eyes
These zig-zag calming pools of
Lusciously cold
flowing hues
Beautiful Birdsonger
With your dazzling you are back!
Vocals heralding your many returns
with niger-seed laden
golden backend stacks
Musical tracks weave
Figurines
within atomic
patterned
Skies
Is it time to remembrain
The originals of this,
our crispy buttery
Situationals?
Is it time to remembrain -
Our translucent, thinly stretchy
fabrics of reality?
Infused with sun sweet patches
of sound waves, they
Wrap around arms
naked with heat
travelling along coastal
Garden routers 2002
Wandering around town
amongst fruit laden sea green turtles
Our arms fuelled with a luncheon packed
beast of a feast
All set to roll forward
Vigorously
Munching, strolling into
our very own walled gardens.
Bettery Cloth Lights
multiplying
Soundless effects
Heavenly crescendos alight!
The course is buzzing
through and through
Bloodstreams refreshed
Crescendos of bright sight cymbals
travelling through
and through
in bubbles
of fruity fluted
joyous sound
💦waves 💦
My trusty steed!
Large and rubbery
Black eyes the size of rusty bin lids
Carrying us together everywhere from
Here to there.
Your sky blue frame waiting
In preparation my
Trusty steed!
Let me bring back your bright blue bite
with
Polish and shine
then I might alight once again
on your trusty blue
frame
May I sing a dewette with you?
One or two or -
Several thousands would do!
All day long to just sing along
to your mine
Ermine songs cloaked in
Silky dew drop slots
Floating through the star lit
Starry nights
Without makeup on the face,
They must be oh so. super natural.
Without shadows on the lids -
Nor liners rounding lips
They must be oh! So! supernatural.
No Kohl liner defining eyes
dab-a-dabbing matte powders
Upon their noses
For they are:
Eau so supernatur Elle 💋
Definition:
Guttural speech
Etiquette non-existant
Inability to connect to homosapiens 3.0
Walks around naked
when all around are clothed
Great
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Hey Honey Bunch
How about a byte of bitter dandylions
for lunch?
Freshly picked (never plucked)
Let's add garnish to this new dish
Mixing and blending the sweeter with the bitter
The bitters with the sweets
Those bitters - the clearest of waters
Serving to tighten and to tone
Recent whatever has-been days?
They cannot be altered
so forward movement is
probably best!
No more back glances
at salty pillars
Let's just relate to Ionic
Green tonics
with a dash of
meadow sweet treats
Woke up last Thursday to find Joy
sitting on the edge of my bed
"Great news!" she cried
Elation burst in soon after -
Increasing the fizz and boom!
within my room and
Without? Hooves are
galloping fast across
a sea of buttery-fox
fields
