SCOOB

               SCREAM!!!!

Her : Muum! Who put Scoob 'n Shag 

         in the Nutella jaaaaar?

Me:   😶

Her: And who put the jar by the front door? 

        (pause) 

Are you getting rid of my stuff again?

Me:   (Vigorous head shake)

Her:  You CAAAN'T get rid of them! They're mine!

(Pause) Right! I'm taking them back to my room!

Me:   ☝?!?

Her:  But I DO! I still play with them. 

        Ok. I'll go and play with them now. See? 

        There! I still play with them! 

        (Walks off in a huff)

Me:   Sigh!