Roomy Zoom Boom

"Cough! cough!  

Cordelia Colourful Gray here,

Vital starts:

22 - 22 - 22

Presenting a poem on Uglificence

Enjoy

Baba! Zoom Bastick ain't so fantastic -

When you looka like a 

A gloomy loom boom!

Ba ba boom bastick 

Scooby on device-stick 

such a funny metric,

Shoo ba dubee, do!

Dem Photogenics 

Such a funny Metric 

Help de Genetic -  

Lucky for you!

But wha' 'bout de Mop-posits? 

Potato Uglyficents ?

T'aint so fantastic.

What a to-do!

Take 50 photos,

oderwise da nose -  

Like a sack of sweet potatoes

Lordy only know knows

shubee do do 

Making 'em shy-sick,

Peering at device-stick,

Making wanna shy away 

Dashing over Runways

Shoo be do do!

Need a Rum Punch quick

Together wit de sidekick,

Get me through da Roomy Zoom 

boom!

Wit a smily tune💜